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robley

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2011-01-03 6-45-05-

some fun at the hardware store yesterday I was looking for some insecticide and my son spots an electronic fly swatter. He got this devilish look in his eyes and I KNEW what was running through his mind. What a great toy to zap your friends with!!! Ok, HIS idea of fun zapping isn't the same as mine (gawd, I HOPE not!) but clearly, the acorn doesn't fall from the oak. Anyone had any fun with these?
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2011-01-04 7-34-19-

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2011-01-04 7-40-04-

and 100% true I told him if he wants to do it, he'd better get it before any of his friends do. They're all football jocks, so you KNOW it'll wind up in the locker room.
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2011-01-04 12-30-07

yeah well boys are like that are we still having lunch?
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2011-01-05 2-25-12-

*swallows* Yeah.... you didn't want to listen to me chew, did you?
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2011-01-05 11-05-52

I have this one, it takes D cells When you hit a bug they vaporize. I think I would try some of the lower power ones before I experimented with this
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2011-02-08 4-16-31-

this weekend I helped a friend put up an electric dog fence in his yard. then we all took turns "testing" to see if it was hot. Needless to say it hurt like hell. This morning he told me that a squirrel got on it and it killed him. the underside of his belly was burnt from where he was on it.
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  • karyn

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    2011-03-25 19-45-30

    at least you weren't pissing on the lawnmower's sparkplug. LOL.
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  • Subra

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    2011-06-29 18-35-34

    Ha! That's hilarious I will admit to thinking the same thing when I saw those, even though it's not really my kind of play.
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    2011-08-24 23-59-38

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    some stories you just can't make up LOL.
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    2011-12-30 12-23-36

    YUP! Was cleaning up the garage yesterday and came across of a couple of them... memories of using them on the Mrs...and her throwing them out the door when I went to get other toys! LOL! Slipped my mind to use them... then a few days later found it soaked and useless! LOL! Good thing I buy in bulk and had a handful left! Also when we moved back home.. no TV or Internet so our entertainment that first night was killing flies and mosquitos with them all night! lol! Good to use on her ass.... very spikey feeling... Even modified on with x wire so it is just the handle with x wife leads... like a stun gun... :)
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    2012-01-08 15-38-57

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    2012-04-28 14-25-15

    those are stingy.... and the longer they are in contact the more they sting...
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    2013-10-26 1-51-02-

    it was part of my first weekend of kink so going onyears ago now.... not a fan of sting or zappy play so its not something i would chose to have used on me again.... of course the extra sting factor could have been that my ass was already swollen and raw from several beatings
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    2014-02-27 13-22-51

    ahhh.... see, I LIKE that shit I wouldn't suggest something like that on an already red ass though. Pretty daring for a first-time, too.
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    well you know me... throw caution to the wind and jump in with both feet... at least that is how i was back then. these days i try to be a little more cautious but i'm still likely to get caught up in a scene and say sure i'll try it....
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